Don't buy a shirt. Pull a Raritee.

A PACK OPENING, BUT IT'S A SHIRT.

You don't pick a color. You pull one.

01 — ORDER YOUR SIZE

That's the only choice you make.

02 — WE ROLL THE ODDS

Every order rolls the same posted odds: 50% White · 30% Emerald · 15% Mystic Blue · 5% Violet.

03 — IT SHIPS SEALED

The color is never in your email or tracking. It lands blind — or open your private reveal link after checkout and peek early.

PULLED, NOT PICKED.

Products

SHOP ALL
Ask Me About My Shiny Cardboard — Mystery Rarity Tee

Ask Me About My Shiny Cardboard — Mystery Rarity Tee

Ask Me About My Shiny Cardboard — Mystery Rarity Tee

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
Card Rich, Cash Poor — Mystery Rarity Tee

Card Rich, Cash Poor — Mystery Rarity Tee

Card Rich, Cash Poor — Mystery Rarity Tee

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
Hierarchy of Needs — Mystery Rarity Tee

Hierarchy of Needs — Mystery Rarity Tee

Hierarchy of Needs — Mystery Rarity Tee

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
My Retirement Plan — Mystery Rarity Tee

My Retirement Plan — Mystery Rarity Tee

My Retirement Plan — Mystery Rarity Tee

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 

How it works

Don't buy a shirt. Pull a Raritee.

Pick a design and your size — our system rolls the posted odds and your colorway is locked in: Common, Uncommon, Rare, or Legendary. It prints, ships sealed, and stays secret — nothing in your email or tracking gives it away. Open the box to find out, or hit Reveal My Pull when you're ready.

Posted odds. Logged rolls. Pulled, not picked.