Retirement tee โ€” white back (Printful mockup)

My Retirement Plan โ€” Mystery Rarity Tee

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Retirement tee โ€” white back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” white back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” white front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” emerald back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” emerald front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” mystic back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” mystic front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” violet back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” violet front (Printful mockup)
  • Raritee pull odds: White 50% Common, Emerald 30% Uncommon, Mystic Blue 15% Rare, Violet 5% Legendary
  • Retirement tee โ€” white back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” white front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” emerald back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” emerald front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” mystic back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” mystic front (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” violet back (Printful mockup)
  • Retirement tee โ€” violet front (Printful mockup)
  • Raritee pull odds: White 50% Common, Emerald 30% Uncommon, Mystic Blue 15% Rare, Violet 5% Legendary
My Retirement Plan โ€” Mystery Rarity Tee

My Retirement Plan โ€” Mystery Rarity Tee

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Every reroll is a fresh roll at the same posted odds (50/30/15/5) โ€” the same color can hit again. Rerolls are usable until your order ships; unused rerolls expire when it ships.

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You pick your size. The odds pick your color. Every order is a sealed pull โ€” the chart on the back is the same, but the shirt it lands on is up to the roll.

Posted odds:
โšช Common โ€” White: 50%
๐ŸŸข Uncommon โ€” Emerald: 30%
๐Ÿ”ต Rare โ€” Mystic Blue: 15%
๐ŸŸฃ Legendary โ€” Violet: 5%

The design: Shiny Cardboard +3,821% vs the Stock Market +483%, 2004โ€“2026 (composite sales data). The stock market line ends at exactly 12.6% of the chart's height โ€” because 483 รท 3,821 is 12.6%. The gap is the data.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee. Your pull stays sealed in your order โ€” reveal it when it arrives, or don't. Pulled, not picked.

Price includes shipping.

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